He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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