Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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