I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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