I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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