At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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