Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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