i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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