I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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