everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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