Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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