She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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