Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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