So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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