check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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