I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How external is "for external use only"?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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