Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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