Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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