I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I could fuck to npr.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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