everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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