So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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