Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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