It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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