i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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