so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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