yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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