As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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