At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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