Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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