Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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