Fuck appropriateness.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Too much gin, very little bucket
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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