Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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