Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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