ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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