You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize