Sry I called you an 8
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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