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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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