I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
