i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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