yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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