glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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