"it" just moved
Me. At least after what I've been through.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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