I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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