Only a mothe r could love this liver
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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