i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God I need to hump something, right now.
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