You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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