i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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