READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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