I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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