So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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