I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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