dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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