I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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