He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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