hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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